threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? 
nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle)

(Source: fierceandlittle)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

legalmexican:

when you learn a new word and start seeing it everywhere

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

(Source: vine.co)

sorry:

I want to be as happy and content as this dog in a field:

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